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Pump Everything Pound Endlessly Coin
You ape in at peak hype, high on FOMO and chasing savage gains…
then you double down so hard that when it crashes, it wrecks your portfolio—along with your dignity.
CA: 0xd149A4a574fA634aef16B399138452C3360E5279
pe – originally a tongue-in-cheek token spun off from Matt Furie’s iconic frog meme – unexpectedly
morphed into a full-blown speculative asset.
At this point, it’s the poster child for degen behavior and FOMO, with its value still getting tossed
around by buzzy tweets and Reddit-fueled mania.
Four Quick Hacks to Keep That Booty Clenched
Step 1: Secure Some ETH
Before anything else, you’ll need Ethereum to slide into the Tight Side. Scoop up some ETH from any big exchange (think Coinbase, Binance, Kraken), then transfer that sweet ETH over to your crypto wallet (MetaMask is perfect).
Step 2: Head to Uniswap
Pop open Uniswap at
app.uniswap.org, click “Connect Wallet,” and double-check you’re on the Ethereum network. No shortcuts—only tight routes allowed.
Step 3: Enter the Contract Address
Paste in the official contract address. Make sure it says: PEPE-69.
If it doesn’t… you’ve wandered into the wrong hole, friend.
Step 4: Swap It Like It’s Hot
Trade that ETH for $PEPE-69. Just like that, your butthole is now proudly clenched and part of the tightest, most unhinged community on-chain. Welcome aboard.
